1882-1942, American Actor
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore – [Dreams]
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore – [America]
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
John Barrymore – [Death and Dying]
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
John Barrymore – [Marriage]
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
John Barrymore – [Food and Eating]
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
John Barrymore – [Poetry and Poets]
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
John Barrymore – [Debt]
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
John Barrymore – [Mother-in-Laws]
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
John Barrymore – [Life and Living]
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
John Barrymore – [Money]
You never realize how short a month is until you have to pay alimony.
John Barrymore – [Diversity]